Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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