I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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