so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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