This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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