i jhust puked up my retainher.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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