I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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