Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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