We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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