But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we made out on top of his cat.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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