I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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