I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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