When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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