absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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