her vagine was all disorganized.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
