We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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