Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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