Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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