? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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