Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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