I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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