It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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