4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
