Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
