What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
