so let's talk penis.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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