the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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