I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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