so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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