walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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