tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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