just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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