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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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