She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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