I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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