i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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