So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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