lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We had sex on a dog bed..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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