I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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