Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
