grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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