is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Your cock deserves a montage
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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