If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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