He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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