Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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