I just saw a hot homeless man
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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