I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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