yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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