When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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