Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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