That's intense
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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